!["Behold...the SCHTOOBURGER!!!"](schtooburger1-15.jpg)

I like to call Attti *Schtoobs*, and when we were on vacation last summer we stopped at a restaurant that offered this *monstrosity* of a burger.  This wasn't like [The Great Outdoors](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253/) where there would be some reward for eating this beast.  Schtoobs was just *that* hungry.  His eyes were a little too big for his stomach, but he definitely did some damage:

!["I'm never eating again..."](schtooburger2-15.jpg)